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Just another way to over-pronounce 'stop'. Usually used in non-serious situations, typically, this word gets dragged out and yelled at other people and/or things.
Example one:
P1: Call me daddy! *Moans loudly*
P2: Fucking STAPH!

Example two:
Phone: *Freezes on Pornhub*
P1: Phone... Don't do this to me.
Phone: *Unfreezes only to malfunction and play the audio out loud on full volume*
P1: STAPH! NooooOOOO!
staph by Golf Daddii July 11, 2017
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An infection usually associated with surgery that can spread through the body and cause death. BTW its very contagious gl all you doctors
A: A doctor gave johnny staph during surgery.
B: Cool! Now we can beat the third level of dungeons and dragons!
A: He died...
staph by c0ntr0l October 27, 2007
"Good job" in behanese
Staph!
staph by diredm March 7, 2022

staph infection

Short for staphylococcus, a bacteria which can live harmlessly on skin surfaces however when the skin is broken, staph bacteria can enter the wound causing infection. Causes; Aly G.
There's Staph infection outbreak in southern NY, Bianca has it!
staph infection by JimJaydansy December 11, 2007

staph juice 

when a dog licks an infected wound and it begins to ooze out
logan guzzled the staph juice straight out of the wound .

Staph Infection

Staph Infection could cause a mass Staph exodus from the workplace. Usually “patient 0” distributes this disease through mass condescension. Their ability to demotivate staff is unprecedented. The only way to get rid of a staph infection is to highlight their inability to deliver an outcome.
Ronald Maso was telling Tony how trivial his work would be in a condescending way. We could see that this was demotivating and impacting all Staph. Clearly we had a Staph Infection
Staph Infection by Skel July 4, 2024

Staph Coochie

Staph. Aureus infection after getting an abortion. Mal-odorous. So make sure to turn the lights on and ask your doctor to wear gloves cause you need to see something.
She got staph coochie, go in there and smell that shit
Staph Coochie by Coochie_gang April 16, 2026
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