Just another way to over-pronounce 'stop'. Usually used in non-serious situations, typically, this word gets dragged out and yelled at other people and/or things.
Example one:
P1: Call me daddy! *Moans loudly*
P2: Fucking STAPH!
Example two:
Phone: *Freezes on Pornhub*
P1: Phone... Don't do this to me.
Phone: *Unfreezes only to malfunction and play the audio out loud on full volume*
P1: STAPH! NooooOOOO!
P1: Call me daddy! *Moans loudly*
P2: Fucking STAPH!
Example two:
Phone: *Freezes on Pornhub*
P1: Phone... Don't do this to me.
Phone: *Unfreezes only to malfunction and play the audio out loud on full volume*
P1: STAPH! NooooOOOO!
by Golf Daddii July 11, 2017
Get the staph mug.An infection usually associated with surgery that can spread through the body and cause death. BTW its very contagious gl all you doctors
A: A doctor gave johnny staph during surgery.
B: Cool! Now we can beat the third level of dungeons and dragons!
A: He died...
B: Cool! Now we can beat the third level of dungeons and dragons!
A: He died...
by c0ntr0l October 27, 2007
Get the staph mug.Short for staphylococcus, a bacteria which can live harmlessly on skin surfaces however when the skin is broken, staph bacteria can enter the wound causing infection. Causes; Aly G.
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Get the staph juice mug.In which you laugh so hard you shart your jeans, but then suddenly a grape appears out of nowhere and devours the shart until the grape itself turns brown.
The grape then gets very sick and in turn ends up with a staph infection.
The grape then proceeds to shrivel up until it turns into a raisin- to which you then consume the raisin, completing the food chain circle.
The grape then gets very sick and in turn ends up with a staph infection.
The grape then proceeds to shrivel up until it turns into a raisin- to which you then consume the raisin, completing the food chain circle.
“Oh my gosh that grape just got a staph infection from that shart!”
“I just laughed so hard I shart staphed!”
“I just laughed so hard I shart staphed!”
by MondayHatesYouToo September 23, 2020
Get the shart staph mug.Staph Infection could cause a mass Staph exodus from the workplace. Usually “patient 0” distributes this disease through mass condescension. Their ability to demotivate staff is unprecedented. The only way to get rid of a staph infection is to highlight their inability to deliver an outcome.
Ronald Maso was telling Tony how trivial his work would be in a condescending way. We could see that this was demotivating and impacting all Staph. Clearly we had a Staph Infection
by Skel July 04, 2024
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