StaphWater 

A pirate with poor poor hygiene and moral to the point he gives his entire crew the infection and lack of intelligence drug use be able to admit to the crew his faults thus resulting in mutiny and abandonment of the crew.

StaphWater let upon thus strangers aboard who posioned our water and we must abandon him at once!

StaphWater by Cap'n and holder of the Roger. June 27, 2019

StaphWater 

A fake infectious "Pirate King"

🎶If you're a pirate and know you it, drank too much rum and doesn't care about showing it, if your a pirate and pissed yourself clap your hands 👏👏🎶

🎶If you don't don't squeeze your staph it won't go to the crew what kind of Cap'n does carry narcan for the ones turning blue.👏👏🎶

🎶All is you say is your a C'pan and know you know the deep dark seas but all you know is piss soaked camps and concrete. So is it StaphWater or PussyWater but your really Andrew Scott Douglass on FB. 👏👏🎶 So all together now🎶 revising to first verse©️

Cap'n K*** (Still in revision)

StaphWater by Cap'n and holder of the Roger. June 28, 2019

stepwater 

A cotton picking slave that happened to be Asian.

That zipperhead boy is a true stepwater.

stepwater by Propelleporp January 2, 2017

Starwater 

Super awesome and epic gnome mage on the Borean Tundra server. Starwater is a member of an epic of Only The Strong. If Starwater can't right out kill you, I'll kill you with cuteness.

OMG!!! Starwater is so awesome he'll save the female dwarf in Black Rock Depth's, Kill the boss and make Morgainne madly inlove with him. Even though he's gay.

Starwater by JustinTK August 4, 2011