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StaphWater

A pirate with poor poor hygiene and moral to the point he gives his entire crew the infection and lack of intelligence drug use be able to admit to the crew his faults thus resulting in mutiny and abandonment of the crew.
StaphWater let upon thus strangers aboard who posioned our water and we must abandon him at once!
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StaphWater

๐ŸŽถIf you're a pirate and know you it, drank too much rum and doesn't care about showing it, if your a pirate and pissed yourself clap your hands ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽถ

๐ŸŽถIf you don't don't squeeze your staph it won't go to the crew what kind of Cap'n does carry narcan for the ones turning blue.๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽถ

๐ŸŽถAll is you say is your a C'pan and know you know the deep dark seas but all you know is piss soaked camps and concrete. So is it StaphWater or PussyWater but your really Andrew Scott Douglass on FB. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽถ So all together now๐ŸŽถ revising to first verseยฉ๏ธ

Cap'n K*** (Still in revision)
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