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An infection usually associated with surgery that can spread through the body and cause death. BTW its very contagious gl all you doctors
A: A doctor gave johnny staph during surgery.
B: Cool! Now we can beat the third level of dungeons and dragons!
A: He died...
by c0ntr0l October 11, 2007
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