Stanky cooch

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When a females private parts are the most rotten, nasty, grimace smelling likely due to excessive use.

Wrinkly, wet, pink, roast beef-like, and fishy are best used to describe the stanky cooch.

Prone to yeast infections and crabs.

“Beth had the smelliest box I’ve ever seeen”.
“Dude she had that stanky cooch!”

Stanky cooch by LeightonLaxadives7 June 27, 2024

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stank cooch

Term for a girl with an above average rank smellin vaginal area. To be avoided at ALL costs. The smell can be compared to a landfill, dead fish or an armpit.

"Kyle got a wiff of leann's stank cooch and immediatly threw up. He will never be the same."

stank cooch by theblakster June 19, 2006

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stanky coochie

when a female hasn’t washed her genitalia for a long time and it smells like a rotten fish market.

brad: bro chloe gotta stanky coochie
aiden: bro i know it smells like fish
brad: tastes like it too

stanky coochie by penistoes September 1, 2019

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Stank Cooch

a stank cooch is a stanky cooch

Friend 1:Mrs. Starke has a stank cooch.
Friend 2:No, she doesnt.
Friend 1:What are you talking about.
Friend 2:Mrs.Starke has a stank cooch and is a bitch.
Friend 1:Perfect!

Stank Cooch by YeetSkeetPumpkinGang October 4, 2019

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skanky skanky cooch

a really, really, slutty girl, or a fag or a vagina infested with thousands of STD's,. it is an extremly insulting word...worse the the N word (nigger)

most commonly used as an insult to Alex O' Brien

Hey man did you see that skanky skanky cooch?

yea Alex is a fucking fag...

skanky skanky cooch by dont make me get my nine cunt May 8, 2005

Stinky Cooch

A female that has a horrendous stench coming from her clitorius

Ew girl, you gotta stinky cooch!

Stinky Cooch by Gazmobile May 23, 2019

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Stinky cooch

When you sit on a girls pussy and farts

Damn girl, I just gave you a stinky cooch!

Stinky cooch by smd1722 June 18, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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