LeightonLaxadives7's definitions

Lazy twerk

A lazy twerk is a light and low effort shaking of one’s ass.

Yo los can you do a lazy twerk for me?

Sure buddy anything for my fans!!!

by LeightonLaxadives7 January 25, 2025

Kia soul

Car that consumes human souls and converts them into life-like hamsters. It is unknown what Kia concocts in order to keep this cars from being banned from sale. Deep dark magic may be used in these vehicles. Stay far away from these evil spirits. Or else you’ll be converted into a rat-like man named Kevin.

Keith was found running on a hamster wheel and drinking from a hamster bottle yesterday. Police are stumped as to what happened to him.

I think he bought a Kia soul. ( 2013 lime green 0% down 45% compound interest). And was transferred into the body of a small rodent.

by LeightonLaxadives7 June 27, 2024

Pirate fetish

Severe attraction to pirates.

Avast! I fancy me some pirates ;) one could say I have a pirate fetish.

by LeightonLaxadives7 June 27, 2024

Arby’s gauntlet

The act of eating all Arby’s menu items.

(Ruben included)

Brendan shit himself after completing the Arby’s gauntlet.

by LeightonLaxadives7 June 27, 2024

McRonald

Secret menu item.

Comprised of 1/4 pounder (with cheese) and pickles being sent on a one way mission to “ the dark side of the moon”.

I ordered the McRonald yesterday. Went to where the sun don’t shine. Felt good.

by LeightonLaxadives7 June 27, 2024

Stanky cooch

When a females private parts are the most rotten, nasty, grimace smelling likely due to excessive use.

Wrinkly, wet, pink, roast beef-like, and fishy are best used to describe the stanky cooch.

Prone to yeast infections and crabs.

“Beth had the smelliest box I’ve ever seeen”.
“Dude she had that stanky cooch!”

by LeightonLaxadives7 June 27, 2024

ODAC

The Old Dominion Athletic Conference is an athletic organization of collegiate athletics located in the Virginia area. Made up of Lynchburg, Shenandoah, Ferrum, Washington and Lee, Randolph-Macon, bridgewater, Roanoke college, hapmden sydney, guilford, averett, Virginia Wesleyan, and Randolph college.

This conference is the most stinky, trash, and garbage conference in the whole world of division III lacrosse. Nothing good comes from here.

Brendan Mike and Tommy all played in the ODAC. They were bums.

by LeightonLaxadives7 July 26, 2024