LeightonLaxadives7's definitions

Arby’s gauntlet

The act of eating all Arby’s menu items.

(Ruben included)

Brendan shit himself after completing the Arby’s gauntlet.

by LeightonLaxadives7 June 27, 2024

Lazy twerk

A lazy twerk is a light and low effort shaking of one’s ass.

Yo los can you do a lazy twerk for me?

Sure buddy anything for my fans!!!

by LeightonLaxadives7 January 25, 2025

Division III lax

A Collection of the most important, gritty, physically gifted, and highly intelligent lacrosse players make up Division III lax. Schools such as Cabrini, RIT, Dickinson, Farmingdale state college, messiah university, Transylvania university, tufts, Shenandoah, Ferrum, and Salisbury are just some examples of the random eclectic organizations that make up dIII lax.

If you play D3 lax you’re probably really good.

“Yo I just committed to play Division III lax at SUNY new paltz”

You must be a great scrub!

by LeightonLaxadives7 July 27, 2024

Stanky cooch

When a females private parts are the most rotten, nasty, grimace smelling likely due to excessive use.

Wrinkly, wet, pink, roast beef-like, and fishy are best used to describe the stanky cooch.

Prone to yeast infections and crabs.

“Beth had the smelliest box I’ve ever seeen”.
“Dude she had that stanky cooch!”

by LeightonLaxadives7 June 27, 2024

Bellporting

The act of shoving a lacrosse shaft up someone’s rear end. ( usually forcefully or in a team hazing fashion). Extremely painful and cold.

“Saw Dan getting bellported. Worst bellporting since they did it to me last summer! He shit himself everywhere.”

by LeightonLaxadives7 June 26, 2024

ODAC

The Old Dominion Athletic Conference is an athletic organization of collegiate athletics located in the Virginia area. Made up of Lynchburg, Shenandoah, Ferrum, Washington and Lee, Randolph-Macon, bridgewater, Roanoke college, hapmden sydney, guilford, averett, Virginia Wesleyan, and Randolph college.

This conference is the most stinky, trash, and garbage conference in the whole world of division III lacrosse. Nothing good comes from here.

Brendan Mike and Tommy all played in the ODAC. They were bums.

by LeightonLaxadives7 July 26, 2024

Kia soul

Car that consumes human souls and converts them into life-like hamsters. It is unknown what Kia concocts in order to keep this cars from being banned from sale. Deep dark magic may be used in these vehicles. Stay far away from these evil spirits. Or else you’ll be converted into a rat-like man named Kevin.

Keith was found running on a hamster wheel and drinking from a hamster bottle yesterday. Police are stumped as to what happened to him.

I think he bought a Kia soul. ( 2013 lime green 0% down 45% compound interest). And was transferred into the body of a small rodent.

by LeightonLaxadives7 June 27, 2024