LeightonLaxadives7's definitions

Lazy twerk

A lazy twerk is a light and low effort shaking of one’s ass.

Yo los can you do a lazy twerk for me?

Sure buddy anything for my fans!!!

by LeightonLaxadives7 January 25, 2025

Backshots n’ boba

The act of buying boba tea, preferably with a significant other, then traversing back to your place to administer backshots.

“Raymond offered to get me some boba, you know what comes after!” I GOT BACKSHOTS N’ BOBA.

by LeightonLaxadives7 June 26, 2024

Bellporting

The act of shoving a lacrosse shaft up someone’s rear end. ( usually forcefully or in a team hazing fashion). Extremely painful and cold.

“Saw Dan getting bellported. Worst bellporting since they did it to me last summer! He shit himself everywhere.”

by LeightonLaxadives7 June 26, 2024

Sachem stealers

Group of unknown sachem residents who feel the need to steal everything.

Cars, wallets, mailboxes, basketball hoops, sporting goods, shoes, grandmas ashes, nothing is safe.

Damn sachem stealers stole my child support check what the heck!

by LeightonLaxadives7 June 27, 2024

Stanky cooch

When a females private parts are the most rotten, nasty, grimace smelling likely due to excessive use.

Wrinkly, wet, pink, roast beef-like, and fishy are best used to describe the stanky cooch.

Prone to yeast infections and crabs.

“Beth had the smelliest box I’ve ever seeen”.
“Dude she had that stanky cooch!”

by LeightonLaxadives7 June 27, 2024

McRonald

Secret menu item.

Comprised of 1/4 pounder (with cheese) and pickles being sent on a one way mission to “ the dark side of the moon”.

I ordered the McRonald yesterday. Went to where the sun don’t shine. Felt good.

by LeightonLaxadives7 June 27, 2024

Arby’s gauntlet

The act of eating all Arby’s menu items.

(Ruben included)

Brendan shit himself after completing the Arby’s gauntlet.

by LeightonLaxadives7 June 27, 2024