To interlock with someone and shit on their chest while they shit on your’s as you roll down a hill or stairs
Aye Paulie u tryna stanky armadillo down creek hill tonight
by The stanky armadillo October 30, 2018
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A pooper who yells allah akbar before nutting in your mom
We need to help my friend before he becomes a stanky leg poop daddy
by Pooo daddy420 August 31, 2019
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The act of shitting qand Masturbating at the same time.
Bro didn’t have enough time before work us the throne and bust one out, so he did w stanky wanky and got both out of the bed way at once.
by That High school dictionary November 1, 2022
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a funny way to describe a man's ejaculate
upon finishing it is always better to stanky paint the exterior because stanky paint in the interior leads to kids
by Mix2402 July 27, 2010
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Here’s the situation. You have this chick over and you about to eat some flounder. As she becomes moist, you then realize she has SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). You can either tell her your stomach hurts and fish will just irritate it, or you can man up and say you gotta drop a massive dookster and will be right back. You proceed to go to the bathroom and eat a dead bat that you’ve been storing for a situation like this. You will instantly contract COVID-19 and lose all smell and taste. Now get back out there and enjoy a nice filet-o-fish.
T-Bone: Yo broski, what’s on the menu tonight?

Big Queasy: Well I was gonna eat some salmon with my wife, but the fish I been having lately just don’t taste right..

T-Bone: Hmmm.. sounds like a case of SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). I’ll tell you what if you need any dead bats, just go to Shitty Noodle Factory. My boy Ching Ming Wang can hook you up with some fresh COVID-19 in no time. Then that “salmon” will just taste like nothing.

Big Queasy: Thanks T-Bone. I knew there was a reason we were friends. I will hit up the SNF for dinner tonight. I hear they have great dinner specials.
by Stoney69 April 23, 2021
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Required when a hostile vagina cannot be entered until cobwebs can be cleared via enamatic processes. Caution is required for dangerous fungating spores.
Bunker boy took his girl, t-bag, to the doctor for her stanky McEnema after he could not tolerate the hostile fumes penetrating the sheets.
by kirkddsmd March 2, 2009
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