T-bone

A very abnormally tOlL male speciman who has a very small ;). Also has scary scary deep male voice and likes to date girls with the same sounding names (ex. Jessie, Jaycee, Josie). Will 10/10 screw you over

Speciman 1: OH MY GOD you should totally date him !!

Speciman 2: U THOT he’s such a T-bone !! Not even close to boyfriend material

by Hehehe112 October 8, 2018

t-bone

a woman who has an athelitic build and yet maintains her good looks .

A good looking woman with big breasts.
A good looking woman bodybuilder
(this term is generally a term used by
men with perverted minds )

by Hef June 30, 2005

T-Bone

When a Car crashes into another car forming the shape of a T. Also you can reverse the T-Bone by throwing a Reverse T-Bone where you slam on the brakes and reverse your car into the oncoming car.

The mailbu just t-boned me.

by The Rocket May 4, 2006

T-bone

The best nickname for any male (if Cool) with a Name that starts with a "T"

Un-cool Male :Hey whats up Thomas.

Cool Male :Hey whats up T-bone

by Drgitmoney January 13, 2011

T-bone

for a motor vehicle to collide with the side of another motor vehicle

Watch how you drive! You almost T-boned that pickup.(example of T-bone)

by The Return of Light Joker May 1, 2011

t-bone

1) A very good steak

2) A nickname George Costanza from "Seinfeld" wanted to be called by at work, but Neil Watkins in accounting got it instead.

Everyone is gathered around a large conference table.

KRUGER: Let's order lunch. Mary, I will have a chef's salad.
MALE WORKER: Turkey sandwich.
GEORGE: T-bone steak.
KRUGER: For lunch?
GEORGE: Well, I am just a T-bone kinda guy. Love that T-bone. In fact, you might as well call me--
WATKINS: That sounds good. I'll have one, too.
KRUGER: Watkins, you're havin' a T-bone?
WATKINS: I love 'em.
KRUGER: Well, then we should call you T-bone.
GEORGE: Uh, no. No, we shouldn't.
KRUGER: T-bone!
ALL EXCEPT GEORGE (chanting): T-bone! T-bone! T-bone! T-bone! T-bone! T-bone! T-bone! T-bone!

by corcan November 28, 2006

T-Bone

The act of making love while wearing a visor, preferably one with a fishhook attached.

Almost had a fuckin' t-bone last night but da damn fishhook got caught in her eye.

by ender's flame November 22, 2010