Standerized 

to mix or intermingle smoothly and inseparably various sorts of standards.

To make work life easy and have a crunchy desert for all of his employees, Mike has standerized all of his policies and procedures into a tasty simple solution.

Standerized by WACKED February 5, 2010

Standardized Tests 

The great enslaver. They bind the souls of man into a vast and uniform grid devoid of reality, of existence, of meaning. The tests are the infernal spawn of the infernal spawn of evil- they take education and crush it down into bubbles, which they further crush into your poor mind. So called "educators," make the children take the ACTs, SATs, etc. only to harness what was good in their life and crush it away. The tests have no purpose but to destroy, to conquer, to cause anguish to the wretched and miserable test-takers. They reify all that is bad, wrong, evil, disgusting, putrescent, and filthy. There is no moral harm greater than being forced to take a standardized test.

Jim had to take standardized tests. Rather than complete it he stabbed his pencil through his throat and watched the blood gush out on to the neat answer sheet, filling in the ovals with the red pain they cause for humanity. Jim died.

Standardized Tests by The Wisest One of All Time October 11, 2009

stonerized

simply put...when your stoned!

dude 1: yo ima get stonerized tonite kid...wanna join?

dude 2: sounds like a plan, i'll bring some bud!

stonerized by davison2008 December 19, 2007

stalkerized 

when you are officially considered a stalker

we got caught stalking him now we are stalkerized

stalkerized by suspicious_pandicorn March 6, 2016

Standardized Exit Exam 

A test that some states require high school students to pass before graduation. The test is uniform and usually measures knowledge in areas such as math, science, reading, and writing.

Donnie: Hey man, did you pass your standardized exit exams?
Ruhshawn: Nahhh those things be tough.

Standardized Exit Exam by Dunwanna Tokka Bowtit September 10, 2009

slanderize 

to slanderize, you make up lies about people, in the guise of truth

Slanderizing has been often done by politicians and hipsters who think they are cool enough to lie about their friends in a legalistic way.

She slanderized my name when she said that I cheat on exams in American government class.

slanderize by lmp84 December 22, 2010

Standardized Test Fright 

Like stage fright, only with standardized tests. One who suffers from Standardized Test Fright fears going into the testing room, having other students stare at them, and Musk Oxen.

To prep for his SAT & ACT tests, Allan perfected first his mind, then his body, utilizing every trick he could find to rid himself of his Standardized Test Fright and assume his rightful place, as the Chosen One.

Standardized Test Fright by old_standardized_tester November 5, 2018