oxen

meaning "awkward" or "weird"..an uncomfortable situation

Deriving from the word "awkward" which can be shortened to "awks" ....which sounds like..."ox". the plural(kind of like the long word of awkward) is oxen.

so. awks = ox
awkward = oxen.

Girl 1:Did you see what she was doing to Michael's hair? that was beyond oxen..

Girl 2: Oh tell me about it, so oxen.

by skuze June 9, 2011

Oxen

Epic, Huge, Amazing, Undeniably cool and sexy

"Hey did you see The Dark Knight?"
"Oh yeah, it was seriously Oxen"

"I heard Blake got with that model from the party last night"
"Dude, really? That's Oxen"

by informererest May 24, 2009

oxen

To give someone a good rogering.

"I oxenized them up like a 2-bit whore!"

by Darkmatt May 5, 2006

Oxen

Built and/or cut in a muscular form; "swole"

Example 1: Bruh, I can tell you've been working out. You look so oxen.
Example 2: I'm so oxen; I threw that shot put out the field.

by ADubDub2016 April 5, 2016

Oxen

The plural of ox

The farmer used his oxen

by RantaroAmami September 20, 2020

Oxen

A word leon kuwata and a comedian from the tv believe means the plural of ox

The famer raised his oxen on his farm

by RantaroAmami October 7, 2020

Oxen Ass Hair

Reference to one whos hair is unusually curly and in some instances, considerably long and knotted, as if it should be growing out of an oxen's ass. Caked fecal matter as well as twigs and brambles may be present as well. A good visual example would be the "Musk Ox".

Man, look at Doug. He's sportin some serious oxen ass hair today.

by Ricky Lewis January 5, 2009