If you ever meet a Stamatios, keep them close. This person is kind, caring, and has gorgeous hair. They are always loyal to you and would always try to be there for you in a tough situation. Although, this person has a great personality, they also desire a lot of attention and people around them to keep them sane. Alone, this person could go dark and lash out; so keep this in mind. Other than that, they are a real ladies' man. If Stamatios is walking next to a female, she drops on her knees ready to suck his cock. If Stamatios is a male, he has a huge dick; but if a female, she has huge titties.
An amazing friend, who is athletic, kind, funny, and most of all loyal. Stamatis is very kind and always takes into consideration what other people’s opinions are. He loves sports and is determined to be the best and have fun at the same time. He is very cute and has all the girls falling for him, but there is one girl he is loyal to and will love her forever. Stamatis is overall an amazing person!
If your name is Samatise, you're a weeb who loves watching anime but you hate Tensura for some reason. Also, you play Roblox 12 hours a day. Other than playing Roblox, your hobbies are karaoke, dancing, sports, and music. You think that it is much for fun to play with friends. You like to eat, sleep, play repeat. Also you use the Michael Jackson Moon Walk when calculating slope. You also hate Edgar from Brawl Stars.
Mr. Strabismus: Your homework is to eat, play, sleep repeat.
Maroc: I know Samatise will be so happy!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.