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Stamatios 

If you ever meet a Stamatios, keep them close. This person is kind, caring, and has gorgeous hair. They are always loyal to you and would always try to be there for you in a tough situation. Although, this person has a great personality, they also desire a lot of attention and people around them to keep them sane. Alone, this person could go dark and lash out; so keep this in mind. Other than that, they are a real ladies' man. If Stamatios is walking next to a female, she drops on her knees ready to suck his cock. If Stamatios is a male, he has a huge dick; but if a female, she has huge titties.
girl: *moans* look its Stamatios
another girl: i want him to fuck me
Stamatios by booba boy November 23, 2021
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"Tensura is mid."
- Samatise
Samatise by ganyumalawi2 September 13, 2022

stamatinos 

the act of being greek and making pizza
Last week, George was caught stamatinosing when he should have been making gyros.
stamatinos by JP9 January 12, 2010

Stamatis 

An amazing friend, who is athletic, kind, funny, and most of all loyal. Stamatis is very kind and always takes into consideration what other people’s opinions are. He loves sports and is determined to be the best and have fun at the same time. He is very cute and has all the girls falling for him, but there is one girl he is loyal to and will love her forever. Stamatis is overall an amazing person!
Stamatis is so cute, but he only likes one girl.
Stamatis by #Stantonia April 24, 2019
If your name is Samatise, you're a weeb who loves watching anime but you hate Tensura for some reason. Also, you play Roblox 12 hours a day. Other than playing Roblox, your hobbies are karaoke, dancing, sports, and music. You think that it is much for fun to play with friends. You like to eat, sleep, play repeat. Also you use the Michael Jackson Moon Walk when calculating slope. You also hate Edgar from Brawl Stars.
Mr. Strabismus: Your homework is to eat, play, sleep repeat.
Maroc: I know Samatise will be so happy!
Samatise by ganyumalawi2 September 17, 2022

Stamatis 

Stamatis is a guy with a huge dick.If u know someone named Stamatis hide ur daugther,cause he can easily fuck her
Stamatis stared at my daughter and now she's pregnant !
Stamatis by stam12 November 20, 2021
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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