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Stallocaust 

A public bathroom stall rendered un-usable from a plethora of feces, urine, and toilet paper distributed across the toilet, floor, and walls.
Mike: “Dude, I just witnessed a stallocaust in the 4th stall, don’t go in there.”

Jim: “Wasn’t me.”
Stallocaust by danterrycol December 5, 2011

stallitary confinement

Combination of "stall" and "solitary confinement," describing the predicament of finding yourself seated in a public bathroom stall without any reading material or smartphone.
Without my iPhone, I'm in stallitary confinement whilst I drop a deuce.

Stallicide 

When a public restroom stall is rendered unusable pending thorough disinfectant cleaning, either through odor, residual feces deposits, or a combination of both.
Drone 1: Hey, how did your standing 10:30 meeting go?
Drone 2: Dude, I had to reschedule. Somebody committed stallicide in the handicap bathroom.
Drone 1: HAH! REVENGE IS SWEET, BITCH! NEXT TIME STAY AWAY FROM MY YOGURT!
Stallicide by River Pickles July 24, 2014