stalkerette 

obsessively jealous stalking chick who won't stay in the garbage after you've squeezed all the juice you want out of her

Unfortuantely I got bored with her but having laid the pipe too well, now was saddled with a stalkerette

stalkerette by joshster August 12, 2007

Stalkerette 

One who engages in stalking behavior, but is not malevolent and does not intend to genuinely harm or harass others.

Etymology - Stalkerette is a combination of the obvious root word “stalker” and the suffix “ette”, which denotes smallness.

“When I am at school, I act like a stalkerette.”

Stalkerette by Slick Deuceman May 18, 2024

Stalkette

A Stalkette is a young, female stalker. She is obsessively following you, writing letters, waiting outside your home, calling you on the phone, emailing, texting, relentlessly.

Guy A: Um... what is up with this broad who is following you around?

Guy B: Whew, it's my own little stalkette. This bitch is relentless, she won't leave me alone. She calls me at all hours, texts me constantly, I'm going nuts.

Guy A: Dude, why don't you change your number?

Guy B: I HAVE changed my number.... twice! She knows my friends and she sneaks and looks in their cell phones and gets my number.

Guy A: What are you gonna do?

Guy B: Get a second restraining order, I guess.

Stalkette by DallasDeckard May 17, 2009

snackerette 

Used to describe one who is short, and fits the description of the word “snacc”

Al: …you’re still hot though

Jo: Shutup no, I prefer Snackerette

Al: *Rolls eyes* okay

snackerette by TAJ1738 February 15, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019