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Stale onion 

When one fists someone's orifice with a dirty, unwashed fist that they just used to fist a different orifice on that person.
"Billy took me to the roller rink last night and fisted me behind the pinball machines and then gave me a stale onion."
Stale onion by cranberryzero November 2, 2007
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Onion on sale 

A meme made to poke fun at westerners (mainly koreaboos) who completely butcher the Korean language such as Oli London
Onion on sale is a how they sound like when they attempt to say annyeonghaseyo (안녕하세요) which is the formal word which means hello in Korean.
Person 1: onion on sale oppar, sarong hay

(Annyeonghaseyo oppa, saranghae)

Person 2: lmao your Korean sucks, you know oppa means older brother right..?
Onion on sale by MustardHands April 8, 2022

state of the onion

Speech from the president telling everyone how his onion is doing
Damn! Bush is doing another state of the onion address again?!
state of the onion by Can of Worms November 5, 2006

The Orion Virtuoso Style 

another term for mockery of using the magical keytar, such as failing to grab one orb like 6-10 times (must be tough)
or just simply you're bad at casting magic with the magical keytar.
Onion: *Does The Orion Virtuoso Style*
me: such a majestic creature
person1: how many attempts to grab the orb exactly?
person2: probably 6-10 times because he's just that bad.
The Orion Virtuoso Style by Z46Chan November 6, 2020
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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