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Stale Ass 

When a girl tries to twerk but her ass ends up being just stiff. Usually happens to a girl with a fake ass. If your clappers ain't even movin up and, down side to side, or in and out.
Ex 1: Aye yo' Donminique's booty bout' as stale as a donkey's ass.
Ex 2: That girl need to get that ratchet hump off her back cuz she can't twerk that.
Ex 3: She got a stale ass cuz her clappers don't even be movin
Stale Ass by BabyFaceCache August 4, 2013
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Stale Ass Bitch 

Stale ass bitch is an insult used mainly towards overly skinny females.

Especially if they like to do alot of shit-talking and can’t defend themselves.

Stale ass bitches are usually pussies.
A) “Shes such a stale ass bitch!”
B) “Who? Valentina?!”
A) “Yeah she's talking all that shit but when I press her she hides behind poles and shit!”
B) “Poles?”
A) “Yeah! Poles! She’s THAT skinny. Not gonna blame her tho, if i were her I’d be pussy too. A fucking breeze might snap her in half if its too harsh.”

doggie style ass

That kind of ass that you can watch yourself pumping from behind and is a perfect fit...

The kind of ass built for doggie style
Her doggie style ass tempted me from the stage...
doggie style ass by Samtastic February 21, 2015

ass scale (1-10) 

Basically the same as female and male hotness scale but has to do with how big, round, jiggly or fat ur ass is

1- flat ass or silicon

2- pretty much nothing but a little bump
3- a little bigger
4- alittle jiggly
5- sort of round not very fat or jiggly
6- rounder not very big or jiggly
7- very round pretty jiggly
8- round, big and makes guys hard
9- queen of all asses
10- sweet jesus the mf god of all asses no chemicals or nothing
Ashton- Nigga did u see that ass
Jordan-That ass was so fake, only like a 2 on the ass scale (1-10)
ass scale (1-10) by urfuckingsuperb November 9, 2016

Face Tits Ass Scale 

The FTA scale measures the appearance of females by rating their face, tits, and ass. Each category is represented by 10 points. 1 being the lowest score, and 10 being the highest. This scale is most commonly used when judging a hot girl. This is mainly an opinion based scale. This scale has been in use since 2011.
Me: Dude you ever heard of (girl)?

Friend: No, what about her
Me: Dude she's super hot, I'd at least give her a 22.
Friend: What do you mean a 22?
Me: You ever heard of the Face Tits Ass scale?

Friend: No?

Me: So each category is out of 10. Adds up to 30.
Friend: Oh, alright keep going.
Me: So she's got a really nice face, like a 9. Her ass is at least an 8.
Friend: Wow that's pretty fucking good.
Me: But she's got like a 5 for her boobs she's a bit flat chested.

Friend: That's unfortunate.
Face Tits Ass Scale by Huntiar February 13, 2019

Gummy Cum Bum (Gatling Ass Style)

The act of inserting Gummy bears into the Arsehole of your lover. Perform the act of Rimming and finger blast the arse until air build up has been achieved. They will exhale gas, then let the Gatling Ass effect comence.
Gummy Cum Bum (Gatling Ass Style)
Last night I Inserted Gummy bears into Neildini's Ass and finger blasted him until he shot them out his ass like a Gatling gun! Fire in the hole!

Eat Ass (Carnival Style)

When one fills their sexual partner’s ass to the brim with whipped cream and then preceeds to suck it all out.
When questioned about his favorite activity, the man simply said he liked to “eat ass (carnival style)”.
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