Stage Mom

Pushy, obnoxious, crazy mothers who force their kids to act, model, or enter beauty contests. Usually turning them into emotionally scared adults who hate their parents.

That crazy stage mom needs to give it up, her daughter is ugly as hell.

by ShannonRenee May 17, 2006

Stage mom

One of the most important people in stage crew. Make sure you keep an eye on her. She's the one that always has Band-Aids, water, snacks and if she's not busy always has a hug ready for you. Even if you're only in cast and not crew you wanna get on her good side otherwise she can an quite possibly will make your theatre experience a living hell. And as with any other theatre kid her crew is her family even after the show is over. And she'd do almost anything for them.
Oh an another thing a stage mom's kids (or crewlings) might call her : mom, mum, stage mom, mother an many other variations of mom

A: DUDE! WHERES STAGE MOM?
B: probably in the prop room.

by Thesmallestgayboy May 1, 2019

stage 6 moment

something so fucking boring that your mind starts playing one of the songs from "Everywhere At The End Of Time" for entertainment

someone stole my radio so now every drive to work is a stage 6 moment

by scam likely October 28, 2021

Sage moment

A retarded statement

Having little value

Can result in loss of brain cells

Wow that was a sage moment

by Julie sumner June 20, 2021

Mommy Stare

A Mommy Stare is a type of stare someone throws at you or you do to someone. This stare is similar to the stare your mommy gives you when you are looking at ibuypower on your PC. It is NOT a good time.

Gabe- Bruh! ibuypower PC's are trash!
Me- *Mommy Stares him
Gabe- Bruh Moment

by GameSniper101 December 4, 2018