Stacheutory Rape

When a stache is so magnificent, you get sexually aroused in the best way possible.

Ey Legs! That stache pic of Señor Brkovi was a clear cut case of stacheutory rape. I had an erection for 4 hours.

by Big Dawg Dlx March 8, 2022

stachetory rape

an aggressive mustache ride given to an unwilling partner

Sharon accused Tom of stachetory rape after he pulled her on to his face.

by rusty bedsprings August 18, 2012