St. Mildred's is an all girls private school located in Oakville, Ontario. The girls of SMLS abide by the eight cracked commandments: heres a glimpse of moral stature.
1. Fashion - mainly pertaining to Ugg boots, lululemon, H & M and American Eagle.
2. Anorexia - if you dont skip meals or throw up meals you just dont make the
cut!
3. Boys - The girls of SMLS die
hard sluts who will do anything for a little action.
4. Grades - Full of wanabe genius', if they can't cant achieve their "perfect" grades on their own
parents will be forced to get involved and make massive donations to fund
new ELC's (waste of money buildings, full of crappy technology).
5. Die
hard alcoholics (who chug mickeys) and wanabe potheads - you can always find a SMLS girl man down in a bush, bathtub or drunk
tank every weekend!
6. Pride - dubbed as lesbians the girls of SMLS are more desperate and willing then a typical masturbating self exploring thirteen year old boy.
7. Momento's - Oh and how can we forget that
BMW bathtub of ours, that comes complete with our equally
horny men in kilts shipped in from Aurora.
8. Gossip - Home to a "Pretty Commitee" and many backstabbing princesses - gossip is juicy, demanded and always fresh everyday
like our breakfast program
cookies!
