St. Mildred'
s is an all girls private school located in Oakville, Ontario. The girls of SMLS abide by the eight
cracked commandments: heres a glimpse of moral stature.
1. Fashion - mainly pertaining to Ugg boots, lululemon, H & M and American Eagle.
2. Anorexia - if you dont skip meals or throw up meals you just dont make the
cut!
3. Boys - The girls of SMLS die hard sluts who will do anything for a little action.
4. Grades - Full of wanabe
genius', if they can't cant achieve their "perfect" grades on their own
parents will be forced to get involved and make massive donations to fund new ELC'
s (waste of money buildings, full of crappy technology).
5. Die hard alcoholics (who chug mickeys) and wanabe potheads - you can always find a SMLS girl man down in a bush, bathtub or drunk tank every weekend!
6. Pride - dubbed as lesbians the girls of SMLS are more desperate and willing then a typical masturbating self exploring thirteen year old
boy.
7. Momento'
s - Oh and how can we forget that BMW bathtub of ours, that comes complete with our equally horny men in kilts shipped in from Aurora.
8. Gossip - Home to a "
Pretty Commitee" and many backstabbing princesses - gossip is juicy, demanded and always
fresh everyday like our breakfast program cookies!
