Quite possibly the largest gathering of braindead retards in all of the DMV. Many of their football players are barely able to pass their classes due to being let into the school for being morbidly
obese in 8th grade. All the females
hate it there becuase all the guys are focused on each other since they are all extremely
homosexual and hungry for nothing but cock. They have an rotc program which pumps out more morons by the minute than georgetown prep. They routinley get
raped by Gonzaga in basketball, soccer, and
rugby, as well as football, as long as the refs arent sjc alumni and/or payed off by the program. Many times during the D.C. classic basketball tournemnt hosted by Gonzaga, a st johns freshmen is seen sitting alone in the Gonzaga student section during a boring prep vs. st johns game, living out his dreams becuase he couldn't get into gonzaga. St. Johns is commonly refered to as a "safety school" during the 8th grade highschool application process due to their incredibly low academic standards. Anyone with a heartbeat can easily get in to st johns and be a cadet, whatever the fuck that is. The
small and quiet st johns booster club often cheers to oxygen at basketball games becuase they can't
sellout a game like gonzaga can, due to the fact that the team would struggle against a
ymca team of 40 year olds who "would have
gone pro if it wasn't for the knee." Every girl that goes there knows that she would choose visi, stone ridge, or holy
child given the option.
