A private school in Houston, Texas. That is very good and challenging to get into. Besides being very intelligent the kids there tend to be exceptional at Field Hockey, Lacrosse and many other things.
Did you hear St. John's School won the Souther Prepatory Conference for field hockey this year?
by sjs2010 October 3, 2010
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A school in Houston for the kids that do nothing except for study. They are good at books and lacrosse, but as far as every other sport, Episcopal kicks their ass. Their quarterback, Lawson Gow, cried during the Episcopal versus SJS game this year and it was almost difficult to watch. The kids at here are nerdy, ugly, and the epitome of losers. Sometime, maybe, someone will teach the bitches a thing or too about being cool.
St. John's School Dance...
SJS Guy- Dude...check out that chick
other SJS Douche- the one with the head gear?
SJS Guy- yeah her she's hot!
other SJS Douche- yah i'd "tap that" LAUGH OUT LOUD...*snorting*
by ehs bra December 7, 2006
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The students that go to St. John's are superior to the kids at all the other irrelevant private schools in the Houston Area. Contrary to popular belief no one actually studies they just use that as an excuse to sneak out and party like the vibrant young adults they are. If you actually ever met the kids there you would know what an absolute power house this FINE institution is. If you know of any simple minded people with no personality they must got to Episcopal or Kinkaid because they most definitely wouldn't be at SJS.
Jim: Did you see those kids back there, they're all units!
Bob: Yeah they go to St. John's School
by mdawg32 September 9, 2020
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An overrated school with rich, spoiled, white brats who have an attitude and no brains. Filled with straight kids who act gay for attention.
In the St. John's School...
Kid 1: Hey, what's up?
Kid 2: Shut the f up. My parents have more money than you.
Kid 1: Atleast I'm white.
by LoveLifeXoXo September 9, 2017
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a school full of scruffs and pikeys who think there big and hard. they all lose their virginity in year 7 and most of the girls have an STD. every girl where's shorts that dont cover half of theie arse and are mostly the biggest slags in the county. most of the students are on crack and will probably be dead before they get to the age of 25.
'lad hew, wanna go tenners in on a bag of skunk when we get out of st johns school?'
'wellai lad, 2k10+3 BUZZIN HEW''
by pikey john December 30, 2013
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A bunch of wetties with the occasianal retard that gets fucked in a park by 5 park

and some say that they get sexually assaulted by teachers for clout

dont come here bois and girls
Did you hear about what happend at St John Payne school? some girl had sex at a park
by yeetuz May 20, 2019
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An Xaverian all male college prep school in Shrewsbury, MA. It is one of the best schools in Worcester County for its first rate academics and sports teams. Close to a hundred percent of the students graduate to go on to four or five year colleges. Approximately 700 AP tests are taken every year.
St. John's High School is a top rate school in Central Mass

St. John's High School is a wicked cool school
by SJ Stage Crew 09 December 10, 2009
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