Stürmax 

Worlds hottest man, absolute Chad, everyone loves him

Oh Stürmax, my love, my heart's desire
With strength and grace, you set my soul on fire
Your beauty is a work of art, a precious gem
In your eyes, my future, my forever dream

Your muscles ripple, like a flowing stream
Your touch, a symphony, a sweet serenade
My love for you, a flame that never fades
With you, my heart beats, my soul is made

Your lips, a rose, a gentle breeze
Your voice, a melody, a sweet ease
My life, a canvas, a masterpiece
With you, my love, my heart finds release

In your arms, I find my peace
With you, my love, my heart cease
To love you more, each passing day
With you, my love, my heart finds its way

Stürmax by Stürmax April 19, 2024

Sturmabteilung 

NSDAP's paramilitary, famous for a big amout of gays in its high command.

Hans: Mein herr,it's great to serve in sturmabteilung, but this line is straighter than my sexuality if you know what I mean...
Ernst Rohm: You're promoted!

Sturmabteilung by HorstCaramel January 3, 2022

sturman 

This is the lady of your dreams. She is the perfect wife material that every guy wishes to have. She not only supports you and loves you with all her heart, she genuinely cares. Yet, sometimes her strong sense of love can cause her to care too much. Though, there is nothing you can do about it because she will show exactly how she feels. The most genuine girl you will ever meet. ;)

I'm going to marry Ashley before some else does, she is such a sturman.

sturman by bigZeasy March 7, 2014

sturmabteilung 

Like the SS, but worse

Hans: „Are you from SS?“
Peter: „No, just sturmabteilung :(“

sturmabteilung by Laxnaken May 18, 2019

Luckypilled and Starmaxxing 

The act of a manic transgender girl binging 2000s-era cutesy-girl anime (Example: Lucky Star)

Person A: Hey, B! Wanna hang out?
Person B: No, I’m too busy being Luckypilled and Starmaxxing.
Person A: Please go outside… I care about you.

Luckypilled and Starmaxxing by KyushuTime September 15, 2024