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A double cheek pinch or two handed face smush followed by a serious and heartfelt hug.
Rebekah loves to squnch the kids.
squnch by Dan Quan January 26, 2007
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I met this great little squnch at the party last Friday.
Squnch by Gludge October 26, 2013
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The act of being squishy and crunchy at the same time.
The marshmallow's in the lucky charms is very squnchy
Squnch by Scodyin May 21, 2009
The sound made when two vaginas are rubbed together.
Giselle and Tom Brady rubbed their vaginas together and i heard a squnch.
squnch by FuzzyBandit January 25, 2011
Gemma was squnched in her Papa's chair.
Squnch by Yppit August 13, 2018
The liquidy, gelatinous fecal material deposited into one's underpants when they shart.
Jimmy had to go to the men's room and clean all of the greasy squnch out of his drawers when he accidentally sharted at work.
squnch by Man Trying to Have a Period December 28, 2011

Squanching 

The act where one hangs himself and masturbates simultaneously.
Alex loves to go squanching at noon.
Squanching by Jenna Viano August 13, 2015
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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