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Squirting jism. In other words, jizz in flight or jizz squirting.
Look at that squism, it's a great squism indeed.
Squism by TheBabeWithThePower September 18, 2009
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Squeeze my jism
Created by Tom
Yeah, you can squism
Squism by Goldy September 30, 2004
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street squish 

Just a really skanky sperm dump. Looks for rich looking drunks for one night stands, just so they have shelter. Hint:They usually don't wear panties and smell like an organic solvent.
"Looks like James found some street squish again. One day his dick will turn green and fall off."
A squish is a platonic crush, one where you like someone and want to be close to them, but not in a romantic way.
I developed a squish on my best friend in high school.
squish by GeorgeWGeezil January 23, 2010

squished up 

A polite way of calling someone fat.
Mommy your not fat, your just squished up.
squished up by Truthteller85 June 29, 2016

Squishification 

The Sigmoid function is a mathematical function having a characteristic "S"-shaped curve or sigmoid curve.

When the sigmoid function is used in AI Neural networks to calculate bias within the layers of a Neural network this function is repeated and calculated for each neuron. The function must be simplified (or squished) to result in a usable function that can be used to program an AI software program.
In order to simplify the use of these functions, sigmoid function weights and activations are organized into columns into vectors resulting in a matrix vector product which will be the bias vector, as a final step the sigmoid is wrapped around the vector function. The results of these vectors can be symbolically represented in a simplified function, which then can be used to communicate the full transition of activations from one layer of the neural network to the next in a Squishified Sigmoid function.
the bias is in effect prior to the Sigmoid functions ‘squishification’.
Squishification by Archii May 7, 2019

Squirm sesh 

How they used to smoke VVizard vveed in the American civil war, importantly didn't happen at the battle of Gettysburg
General Pickett Sir, you may smoke up at the rear and set up a squirm sesh
Squirm sesh by Victoria 2 player February 23, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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