Squirtini

The Squirtini is a type of drink. As some would've guessed, it's comes from a torid sexual encounter in which the female ejaculates, also known as squirt, the fluid is then caught in a receptacle and transfered in a martini glass.

Some fancy folks add olive juice to make a Dirty squirtini, some moght also enjoy the James bond special : adding dry vermout, shaken not stir, topping it with a lemon zest.

Ben : "Yo Dave, Melissa made me try something"
Jon : "Tell me more"
Ben : "She wanted me to make her squirt, catch it in a bowl, transfer it in a martini glass"
Jon : "Ohhhh it's your first Squirtini, how amazing was it?!! I once had a Dirty Squirtini with Andrea"

by Squirtsky August 26, 2025

squirtistics

a term coined by ifunniers, used extensively on ifunny, is the study of squirting, how far a woman can squirt, the content, the squirting duration

girl:hi
ifunnier:the law demands that i ask for your squirtistics

by skaehfjaesv May 17, 2021

Stop Squirting September

September is the month that females must not squirt at all. Like No Nut November but for girls

I’m participating in Stop Squirting September

by USOAv6 November 1, 2018

Squirting Turtles

To take a crap. End of story.

"I could totally hear this dude squirting turtles in the stall next ta me."

by CaWe March 20, 2004

squirtling

The sexual act of shoving a garden hose up your partner's anus until the water comes out of their mouth. The spiritual successor to charizarding.

Did you hear about Stacy and Brandon? I heard they were squirtling last night

by pastramillion November 15, 2018

squirtin' like a country goose

A nasty case of good ole' diarrhea.

"Mama, better call the schoolhouse, I won't be attending today. Yea, I been in the shitter, squirtin' like a country goose!" diarrhea poop toilet

number 2

by BoeJundy November 2, 2013

hurtin for a squirtin

someone who would like to have sex. someone who is horny.

" yo, dat bitch said she wuz hurtin for a squirtin"

by kdizog August 16, 2006