Squirtilize 

When a man pulls out of a pregnant woman and ejaculates over her bump.

"Forget baptising the baby, I'll Squirtilize it instead"

Squirtilize by MAL THE GR8! December 12, 2008

squirtiling

The act of lighting a males public hair (pubica genitalia) on fire, and then using a woman's pussy juice (or squirt) to put out the flames.
Related to charizarding

Me and Megan were getting frisky at the party, and when she started squirtiling me I knew it was a night I wouldn't forget!

squirtiling by Pokemon Lover 22 October 18, 2015

Squirtilizer 

A natural form of fertilizing your lawn or flowers that comes from your pets.

When your dog lifts his leg and urinates on your grass.

Look honey, Shadow is taking care of our lawn, he's using labrador squirtilizer!

Bianca, stop peeing on my garden, you're not supposed to use your squirtilizer on my flowers!

Squirtilizer by BobNJ August 22, 2010

Squirtilingus 

Performing cunnilingus on a woman...while she's squirting.

At first he was hesitant, but then he realized squirtilingus was like savoring cold water surging from a garden hose on a hot summer day.

Squirtilingus by das bouk! July 28, 2016

squirtlizing

Squirtlizing is when you light a guy's pubes on fire then you squirt on his cock to put out the flames and flap your arms saying "you do not have enough badges to train me!"

She started squirtlizing me so I left.

squirtlizing by tabaha December 2, 2013