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Squirt Box

A box of wine. That’s it. Drink up.
Please pass me the Squirt Box.
Squirt Box by @aminnys July 11, 2021

squirtox 

juices used to create babies(warlocks)
bitch swallow my squirtox or ill cut you.
squirtox by hudstonian January 14, 2010

squirtbortion 

When a women squirts so hard it aborts her fetus
"He fucked me so good last night I had a squirtbortion!"
squirtbortion by SquirtNation April 4, 2023

squirtboard 

A woman squirts while straddling her masturbating partner's face, which is covered with a towel, producing a sensation of drowning.
Donald has been acting fucking crazy since he got squirtboarded by that Moscow hooker.
squirtboard by IvoryJohnson December 9, 2018

Squirtbox 

A squirtbox is a cardboard box that is taped shut with a hole cut into it that one would use to masturbate into. This could have a picture of someone's face/genitals taped to it to add to the affect.
"Hey Jim, where's your squirtbox? I need to crank one out!"
Squirtbox by BrentarTheTiggy February 14, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026