Squirlie

A squirlie is a girlatron3000 that is fun, quirky and LOVES a margarita cocktail. Gives off Joan of Arc energy. Effortlessly cool, other gorls are jealous.

Seeing the squirlies today! Look at those squirlies drinking their margasquitas! “The squirlies come squirling”

by Dansquelch March 21, 2024

Chocolate Squirties

A type of delicious squirticles made by the finest of poop

I love chocolate squirties

by Airborne999 May 24, 2018

dirty squirties

(noun) Diarrhea, esp. stools that are very liquid and under higher than normal ejection pressure. Most often used as plural and with "the", i.e. "the dirty squirties"

"Dude, those tacos I scarfed last night gave me a major case of the dirty squirties today."

by Quinn Ward April 21, 2006

Hershey Squirties

When you have such bad diarrhea it squirts out being wet and even making noise.

"Tom had Hershey Squirties last night!"

by MadMaz001 March 18, 2022

Dirty Squirties

When you fall asleep after drinking too much and wake up with your butt cheeks glued together because you sharted in your sleep or straight shit yourself.

I had the dirty squirties this morning...

by Jrizzle83 October 20, 2018

Liquid Hershey Squirties

A river of shit exiting the ass

"Bro, last night, I have the liquid Hershey Squirties, and I think I got asshole cancer."

by I. Moe Lester September 11, 2021

the squirties

The liquid poo result of ingesting large quantities of Fast food.
Phase 2 of the normal gastro intestinal cycle. 2nd phase of the fast food "circle of life." Phase 1 is the rumbles.

Oh jessie, I've got the squirties! I do believe I've shat on myself.

by OoklaGeezus July 1, 2005