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Squinkie 

A squishy character, sometimes used as a pencil topper but often used as a fun toy that fits in your pocket.
Usually my child has trouble waiting in long lines, but today she pulled out a few squinkies from her pocket and played until the line ended.
Squinkie by Coats July 19, 2010
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Feckled Squinkie 

I’m gonna kill you with a rock.
The bird in Twin Peaks is a Feckled Squinkie
Feckled Squinkie by Krill-Johnlenin February 9, 2025

Squinkle 

A dirty husband who did not shave his scraggly beard. Usually causes discomfort when he rubs his face upon your skin
Dammit Greg you squinkle! Your beard cut me again!!!
Squinkle by siscan April 10, 2020

Squinker Doodle 

every mean bad word combined 100 times worse than any word you can think of.
You're a squinker doodle! = *every mean bad word you can think of but 100x meaner*
Squinker Doodle by BZZYQ February 14, 2023

squinkle 

Get outta here you little squinkle
squinkle by T-Bone760 August 2, 2004

squinties 

the thing you get when you're really high. usually associated with a chesire cat smile.
'i can't open my fucking eyes, i've got the squinties"
squinties by kt rix June 23, 2007

squinked 

Drunk, tore down, hyphy. You can also say squinky.
I was sooooooo squinked last night, I dont remember shit!
squinked by freepeedicrakk June 13, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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