squincher 

A sex move whereby upon reaching climax, a man grasps his penis and presses his thumb against the tip like it were a garden hose, producing a similar wide-angle spray.

"How come the bathroom walls are so sticky? Rick must have squinchered again!"

squincher by drinkofindustry January 17, 2009

squincher 

The perfect word to describe a cute little kid.

"Aw, your little brother is such a little squincher!"

squincher by t killah March 9, 2008

Squincher 

Hard, violent, difficult, exhilarating

Jesus dude that shit was a major squincher

Have you heard about that brand new roller coaster? I hear it's a real squincher.

Squincher by Ongrong February 20, 2019

The Squincher Squeeze 

When two dudes are engaged in anal drilling and then the catcher smashes a bag of sour patch kids causing him to 'squinch' his anus so tight that it severs the pitchers penis.

Pitcher:You like that twink!!??
Catcher:YES!!!Ram me harder bitch! Ram me harder you filthy cunt! Shove those sour patch kids in my mouth you dirty whore!!! I'm getting ready to give you THE SQUINCHER SQUEEZE!!!
Pitcher: WAIT!!! OOOOOHHH! AAAHHHH! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!! MY PEE PEE!!! MY PEE PEE!!! IT'S GONE YOU FUCKING SWISH!!! YOUR ANUS ATE MY FUCKING DICK!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!

The Squincher Squeeze by Chunkyblue June 29, 2022

the squincher 

A sex act where you convince your girl to have anal sex, then zap her with a taser while doing the deed.

Man, my girlfriend and I did The Squincher last night, and my nuts are still tingling!

the squincher by dick tillman September 19, 2009

Squinched 

According to Solar Opposites S01E01 according to Urban Dictionary to have been squinched means to have been cut loose

OMG Vanbo we've been squinched!

Squinched by Inzaen April 4, 2021

Squinch 

Squeezing and pinching at the same time while taking a huge dump to compress it so that it doesn't rip your asshole on the way out.

The pain made me squinch just in time, or I would have had to get a chopstick to dig that turd out.

Squinch by Phuqit November 11, 2006