Squidley

When someone takes a nasty, runny disusting fat shit on someone elses hair, then it dries into tentacles similar to those of a squid.

Brandon gave Anjew a squidley last night. He still hasn't washed his hair.

by E-Dawwg April 06, 2009

Shit the bed

To excrete fecal matter into one's own sleeping arrangements whilst still sub-conscience

" Man last night, Anjew shit the bed literally. He STILL hasn't showered.. its been a week since the squidley and STILL HAS NOT SHOWERED!! WTF"

by E-Dawwg April 06, 2009