Squid slam

When a man takes his enormous cock and swings it as hard as he can against the face of a helpless woman. Resulting in an unconscious, tooth missing, face bleeding, cum covered and demoralized woman. the term dated back to the early settlement days where pilgrims use to conduct this act on Native American woman in longhouses and wigwams. The first male to successfully conduct a "SQUID SLAM" was John smith. Walt Disney was trying to document this act in the movie Pocahontas but the scene was removed to to funding. It was later seen in a three second apperence in the movie SpaceJam and was performed my Micheal Jordan. He then retires a few years shortly after the release of the film.

Dude! Last night I asked my girl if she wanted to spice things up and she said of hell yeah you son of a bitch! .....so I squid slammed her as hard as I could! I then spent the next 9 hours in the ER. Good. The only good thing about it was when I was explaining the story to the nurse she was diggin the Squid Slam and asked if I could show her..... so I did while the old lady was still passed out.

by DE SOTO April 27, 2017

SLAM Squad

A group of friends, usually 10-13-year-olds, that hang out with each other and obsess over things like musicals and computer games. Their name is usually an acronym of the member's first or last name which forms "SLAM". In other words, it's a squad of nerds.

Person 1: Hey How was your weekend?
Normal Person: It was good I went outside and played with the neighborhood kids

SLAM Squad Member: OMG, DID IT TELL YOU HOW GOOD HAMILTON WAS OMG OMG, THIS VIDEO GAME WAS LIKE THE BEST!!!!!!! AND OMG OMG...........
Person 1: *leaves*

by CookdaCookie October 4, 2019

SLAM Squad

A group of four kids that are... questionable

Person A- "Are you in a squad?"
Person B- "Yeah, I'm in SLAM Squad!"
Person A walks away

by CoyoteMouse September 23, 2019

SLAM Squad

A group of four tiny childs who live in chaos and have decided to band together for ultimate world domination. They are also very, very, uh, interesting hobbies.

Person 1: Is casually walking down the street.
Person 2: Runs past in a Naruto headband followed by Person 3 in a cape
Person 3: YEEEEEET.
Person 1: Thinks: SLAM Squad. RuN.

by ImmaFoox October 6, 2019