Squenge

The act of slipping into a state of stupidity after consuming too much dank

Dude, he’s going to squenge if he carries on smoking at that rate

by Mr I like toast September 23, 2018

Squenge

A repulsive unidentifiable substance

Yo Pete what the fuck is that squenge on your pants.

by Dr Squenge September 3, 2018

Squeng

Beautiful beyond description

Squeng people are 10/10s or above

The word developed as the word peng can only mean a guy/girl is 10/10. But two pengtings (i.e. a squad of pengtings) can be above a 10/10. If you believe a boy/girl as beautiful as two boys/girls put together then she must be squeng.

Some people use squeng to describe other things such as food and weather

That girl is bare squeng

by M Denz July 3, 2017

squedge

similar to a nipple cripple but instead to expand across the whole breast

i gave her a squedge

by mc factor July 1, 2008

German Squeegee

The act of pressing your buttcheeks against a pane of glass and farting. This can be done while your pants are still on, but the act is best visualized without pants -- and from the other side of the glass, for optimal viewing. For an even better visual, you may perform this act while suffering from diarrhea, but be careful to avoid the inevitable splash and collateral coverage.

You know the German Squeegee Bob butt-pressed on the bank's front window? He must have had the Hershey Squirts something fierce because they still haven't been able to clean it off. Seriously, it looks like someone shot a turd at the window at Mach 3!

by Donkey Punching Queen July 14, 2011

Vanderwallen Squeegee

The act of emptying out a used condom so that it can be re-worn by a second male, usually for use on the same woman.

Example #1 Tyler and Jeremy didn't have enough rubbers to both do her, so they pulled a Vanderwallen Squeegee.

Example #2 Pulling a Vanderwallen Squeegee is still safer than going bareback when you're tagging a cougar.

by Bob Madden August 21, 2007

Squerge

When your Squad Merges with another Squad, you just squerged.

Bring your friends, I’ll bring mine, and we’ll squerge.

by Jonnor! August 17, 2018