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According to David Cross (an approximation):
SQUARE BAGELS! SQUARE FUCKING BAGELS! THIS IS THE NEW GENERATION'S BAGEL MAN. DON'T BE OPPRESSED BY THE TYRANNY OF ROUND! THAT'S FOR YOUR OLD MAN, MAN. LOOK AT HIM, HE DROPS HIS BAGEL AND IT ROLLS AWAY! BOO HOO! NOT ME, MAN, I DROP A SQUAGEL AND IT'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE MAN, IT'S RIGHT THERE! SO FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCK! FUCK YOU MOTHERRFUUCK!!!!!!!
Jim: Dude, I just had a squagel, it was pretty good.

Stan: What's a squagel?
Jim: A square bagel...
Stan: Shut the fuck up and never talk to me or come near me.. ever again you fucking piece of shit.
Squagel by derka1 May 3, 2011

Ye Squagellgaster 

A way of calling an idiot out mainly used by pirates
// Squagellgaster means Idiot with 0 IQ like so dumb that they not even as smart as a platypus
Get back here ye squagellgaster.

Ye squagellgaster stop arguing with the manager!

That squagellgaster failed her blood test!
Ye Squagellgaster by Seataiii January 15, 2023
Someone who does things, acts, looks like a complete moron. See "Squavous" (originated in Bonita, CA).
Look at that guy. He looks like his mother dressed him. What a squave! Hey squavous, looks like you made an ass of yourself again.
SQUAVE by G.L.C. July 20, 2008
person 1: DUDE!!! That bagel's square!!!
person 2: DUH! It's a SQUAGEL!!!
squagel by ME!!! May 27, 2003
a word used to express complete and utter joy for the situation at hand.
the man who just scored on me yelled "squakel"
squakel by mike stark May 21, 2006
Someone who does things, acts, looks like a complete moron. See squavous (originated in Bonita, CA).
Look at that guy. He looks like his mother dressed him. What a squave! Hey squavous, looks like you made an ass of yourself again.
SQUAVE by G.L.C. May 5, 2007