Squavel

To interact or have a conversation with another homo-sapien.

“Get over here, Lexie, and Squavel with Shaun”

by VintageErica January 21, 2019

Squagel

According to David Cross (an approximation):
SQUARE BAGELS! SQUARE FUCKING BAGELS! THIS IS THE NEW GENERATION'S BAGEL MAN. DON'T BE OPPRESSED BY THE TYRANNY OF ROUND! THAT'S FOR YOUR OLD MAN, MAN. LOOK AT HIM, HE DROPS HIS BAGEL AND IT ROLLS AWAY! BOO HOO! NOT ME, MAN, I DROP A SQUAGEL AND IT'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE MAN, IT'S RIGHT THERE! SO FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCK! FUCK YOU MOTHERRFUUCK!!!!!!!

Jim: Dude, I just had a squagel, it was pretty good.

Stan: What's a squagel?
Jim: A square bagel...
Stan: Shut the fuck up and never talk to me or come near me.. ever again you fucking piece of shit.

by derka1 May 3, 2011

Ye Squagellgaster

A way of calling an idiot out mainly used by pirates
// Squagellgaster means Idiot with 0 IQ like so dumb that they not even as smart as a platypus

Get back here ye squagellgaster.

Ye squagellgaster stop arguing with the manager!

That squagellgaster failed her blood test!

by Seataiii January 15, 2023

SQUAVE

Someone who does things, acts, looks like a complete moron. See "Squavous" (originated in Bonita, CA).

Look at that guy. He looks like his mother dressed him. What a squave! Hey squavous, looks like you made an ass of yourself again.

by G.L.C. July 20, 2008

squagel

a square bagel

person 1: DUDE!!! That bagel's square!!!
person 2: DUH! It's a SQUAGEL!!!

by ME!!! May 27, 2003

squakel

a word used to express complete and utter joy for the situation at hand.

the man who just scored on me yelled "squakel"

by mike stark May 21, 2006

SQUAVE

Someone who does things, acts, looks like a complete moron. See squavous (originated in Bonita, CA).

Look at that guy. He looks like his mother dressed him. What a squave! Hey squavous, looks like you made an ass of yourself again.

by G.L.C. May 5, 2007