Squat sand 

When your at the beach with a large group of people and you try to show off your amazing squats and get sand all over your booty, and the sand doesnt come off for 2 weeks so your booty is all sandy and itchy. When it happens everyone makes fun of you for being stupid and pulling a squat sand

what is your problem squat sand isn't cool anymore

Squat sand by booty-booty January 29, 2018

Squatlander 

A special little man who has magic blood.

I was chasing a squatlander through the woods to get his cream, but he was too fast, slippery, and small.

Squatlander by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

Sandal Squad 

Initials SS, also known as the Deep Green Mob. Given to talking about Nature in a way that is second cousin to God Squad style. Can't hear the word biotech without steam jetting out their ears, firmly believe that "chemical" is supposed to be an unqualified snarl word, and understand the difference between energy and radiation like nobody else. They would like to open your mind. Some of them would like to use a pick-axe.

When the local Sandal Squad heard that Jimmy Brogan was growing seedless grapes in his greenhouse, they turned up with a bulldozer and mangled the place.

Sandal Squad by Fearman April 10, 2008