n.: the opposite of a "bubble butt," the square butt is most often found on nappy white chicks. When using the square butt for sexual satisfaction, it is advised that a pillow, or some other cushioning device be placed between the wee-nis and the square butt to prevent bruising the male reproductive organs.
"Man, I hooked up with this square butt chick last night for two hours!"
"Are you shitting me? You wouldn't be walking if you did..."
"Look...here are the bruises to prove it!"
"Are you shitting me? You wouldn't be walking if you did..."
"Look...here are the bruises to prove it!"
by Dr. Josephus October 23, 2008
by James Huge January 15, 2004
by atomicdog327 April 09, 2009
Boss: "Carl, can you manually enter these 6,000 documents into the computer in the next 30 minutes?"
Carl: "Butt Squared."
Carl: "Butt Squared."
by Benbunny September 20, 2011
by Goldy the factor June 14, 2022