Square ball 

a person who is very proper and not outgoing. they can be viewed as lames or weirdos. they maybe loved by other square ball or even non-square balls. they are very big clout chasers and fiend for popularity

Johnny is such a square ball.

Square ball by wyd.com September 22, 2019

Square Ball 

An indoor game played by two or more players with similiar rules to those of soccer. Some significant differences are that it is played indoors and has a cube-shaped poof/foot stool as the "ball", hence its title.

The encumbering nature of the poof/foot stool and surrounds adds a tremendous element of difficulty to an already skillful game. Although the poof/foot stool is often soft, injuries are still incurred.

Tiernan: Urgh! I'm bored. How about a game of Square Ball?

Brendan: What?

Tiernan: Ready...GO!

Brendan: Oh God! My knee!

Square Ball by whatahw January 7, 2010

square ball jazz 

a person who does stupid things and are idiotic. also a sketchy person.

he talks so much about himself, what a square ball jazz!

square ball jazz by darlinggolightly June 2, 2011

Giant Small Skinny Fat Round Square Balls 

Balls

Wow thats some Giant Small Skinny Fat Round Square Balls.

Giant Small Skinny Fat Round Square Balls by SudirtPigMan October 9, 2022

balls squared and uncocked 

Extremely frustrated and angry like a man with four testicles and no penis; can't release the frustration the normal way so you're looking for other outlets

variations: 'eggs cornered with no rooster' and 'four squared and uncocked'

"Stay out of Nelson's way. You're already on his shit list and he's got his balls squared and uncocked."

balls squared and uncocked by so42gob4dawn August 6, 2006