Square Wheel

When the act of picking up a girl where it is not working, because of either bad looks or shes not going for you.

Wow man that broad is so ugly, its such a square wheel

by Luis Suarez November 21, 2008

Square Wheels

Not being able to pick up chicks.

John : I can too pick up chicks.
Josh : But you have Square Wheels.

by JoshuaToad April 17, 2010

square wheels

whom who cannot wheel a broad.

Check out that duster, hes ridding on square wheels!

by mdsabdjabsd43 September 11, 2008

Square wheels

Being unable to wheel anyone

"Dude why can't I get a girl?"

"You've got square wheels bud"

by Izzyyyyyyyyy June 10, 2017

Square Wheels

When someone cannot wheel somebody, when there wheels are going nowhere, or only last for minimal amounts of time.Basically a bad attempt at being a player.

Did you see george last night? Kid's never going ot get any with those square wheels

by SteveRainey October 18, 2009