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Square Wheels 

Not being able to pick up chicks.
John : I can too pick up chicks.
Josh : But you have Square Wheels.
Square Wheels by JoshuaToad April 17, 2010

Square Wheeler 

1.) One whos ancestors furtively attempted to make a square wheel roll.
2.) Often a comment on the evolutionary stature of an individual.
He flips the breaker to turn off the lamp. He is a square wheeler.
Square Wheeler by John Daughtrey February 25, 2004

square wheels 

whom who cannot wheel a broad.
Check out that duster, hes ridding on square wheels!
square wheels by mdsabdjabsd43 October 22, 2008

Square wheels 

"Dude why can't I get a girl?"

"You've got square wheels bud"
Square wheels by Izzyyyyyyyyy June 10, 2017

Square Wheels 

When someone cannot wheel somebody, when there wheels are going nowhere, or only last for minimal amounts of time.Basically a bad attempt at being a player.
Did you see george last night? Kid's never going ot get any with those square wheels
Square Wheels by SteveRainey October 18, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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