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moranic squat job 

Useless dumb pile of shit/ majestic fucktard/ cumguzzeling queen.
James is a moranic squat job.

squab job 

Jerking someone off while making pigeon noises
She gave him a squab job and he new she wasn't a classy bird
squab job by Reeling Keeling March 16, 2015

Squat Job 

Sexual Act:

The woman is on top of the Man. The man is aroused but not as far along as the female, male, counter part. The partner and presumptuously the one on top, begins to touch genitals. He or she, she or he, then begins to oscillate and sway while, warmth and wetness travel to the other.

Images:

Hot dog sliding in and out of a bun.

Vacuuming, with a hose attachment, a baseball bat.
1: Dude, last night I was so horny man, and she made my day!

2: Dude, Blow job? Just a handie?

1: Better, the squat job, man..

2: Squat Job??

1: Yeah, she's on top and she rocks her hips with her lips spread wide on your cock. Like fucking a taco, that's hardshell!

1: Ftwtf, that's awesome!
Squat Job by krho November 11, 2009

Squat Job 

When a girl is laying down and doesn't feel like doing the work; so the guy squats over her and does the work of vigorously jacking off his junk in her mouth:no hands bitch; imitating the action of doing squats.

- Ena & Caitie trademark this bitch (:
Girl: I'm tired, shove it down me baby.

Boy: Alright, squat job it is.
Squat Job by enaANDcaitie September 29, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026