sqoush

When a dog lifts both legs in unison and scoots its anus on the carpet.

Mom, Scooter is sqoushen on the carpet again.

by GraphicStock May 24, 2007

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The act of draining a sinknusing the first thing you can find in the bathroom

Jimmy tried to sqoush the sink with a golf club today, had to call the plumber

by Dermantor July 16, 2022

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sqoush • Sqoosh • Shoush • Shoushi • smoush • Sqooshed • squosh • Scoushes • Shoush/ Shey-housh • shousha

We all know and are fond of this delightful orange vegetable. However, what is not know is how it is correctly spelled. Back in the times of the Native Americans, they used to eat this veggi a lot. So, they decided to name it squoshex, with an o and an ex at the end. When the whites came, they misinterpreted the word and spelled it the way it sounded (since we're morons) as squash, with an a and no ex at the end. This was a dire mistake on our part and it must be changed if we ever want any Native American tongue preserved. The organization Squoshex Helps Indians To Survive (S.H.I.T.S) is planing to change our spelling of the word to...well...help Indians survive.

1. Boy do I love squoshex the vegetable.
2. Mom, can we have squoshex for dinner tonight?
3. My favorite thing starts with an s and ends with ex...squoshex!

by manbearpig will kill you all April 7, 2008

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squoshing

Trying to shove a limp penis into a vagina/hole. Usually happens after the man's first ejaculation, and the woman is still waiting. Goes well with the phrase "limp noodle". Person ends up making fake penetration motions of intercourse.

Pumping hard..."Squoshing like he smashing". Pronounced with long "o" (rhymes with ocean).

by jah20twenty January 22, 2014

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