Spurtworthy

An adjective used to describe something, that is worthy of a spurt. Commonly used in place of the phrase "an orgasm in my mouth"

1. Dude, have you tried Justin's pancakes? They're fucken spurtworthy!

2. Did you make your longboard? Thats a spurtworthy sandjob dude.

by Shyguy123 July 19, 2010

Squirtworthy

A man who can turn a woman on in a way that makes her squirt during sex.

I think that new guy in accounting is definitely squirtworthy!

by Photoist March 21, 2019

Snortworthy

A humorous situation that is so funny a snort accompanies your laugh.

Gary: Did I ever tell you about the time that a llama hocked a wad of spit and grass into Leigh's face?

Nick: No! What happened?

Gary: Oh, man, is that a snortworthy story!

by Peter349 December 17, 2009

spermworthy

adj. To be worthy of sperm. Describes a very attractive woman that is fit to be fucked. The term also describes a woman who deserves sex because of her looks or personality. It establishes an unwritten criteria for a female's sexual eligibility.

That girl is definitely spermworthy.

Guy #1: Dude! That girl is disgusting. She is not spermworthy.
Guy #2: Thanks dude. I dodged a bullet there.

Girl: Why are all those popular girls having more sex than I am? I'm more spermworthy than they'll ever be. It's uncanny!

by Abejohn102 May 16, 2011

Slutworthy

Having the ablity to do any slut activty at anytime and anyplace.

Ugh... Shana is so freaking slutworthy whe will drop down to any guy any time.

by Chy Chy February 24, 2008

Spitworthy

When you take a bite of a food and are so disgusted by its flavor, or lack of, that you can't even swallow it.

Kate: "Did you try some of that zucchini bread at the potluck today?"

Lynn: "OMG! It was so gross that I had to spit it out."

Sara: "Yeah, that zucchini bread was definitely spitworthy"

by Blendina Josephina September 19, 2009

Slutworthy

When something is so shocking that is worthy of being called a slut.

"Oh my god, Gilly did you see that goal? It was slutworthy."

by robbo89 February 10, 2007