Spunk Funk 

The funky, unique smell that emits from any towel, rag, sock, ect.... being used for the continuous accumulation of old crusty sperm during the act of masturbation.

This crusty hand towel smells like "SPUNK FUNK"..... Probably because I've been nutting in it for over a month.

Spunk Funk by rug dude August 6, 2012

Spunk funk 

The act of eating your own semen from your woman’s vagina generally 2 -3 days later on a hot summer day.

I can’t go see the movie tonight. It’s spunk funk night. Can’t wait to see how I taste before call of duty.

Spunk funk by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023

skunk funk 

The lavish aroma of smegma (a cheesy substance beneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis).

In exaggerated cases, the odor of the "skunk funk" can be life threatening due to bacteria from a yeast infection(which has symptoms that include redness, swelling, and a pasty discharge).

1.
Girl(1):so how was it last night with Ryan?
Girl(2): eh, I'd rather not talk about it...
Girl(1): why, whats wrong?
Girl(2): after going down on Ryan i...
Girl(1):you what?
Girl(2): I ended up with the worst case of skunk funk breath!
Girl(1): Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

2. "doctor i think i might need some antibiotical cream for my skunk funk..its really putting a damper on my sex life"

skunk funk by roo bear! June 19, 2006

stunk the funk 

A person or thing that exudes on exceptionally bad or putrid odor...maybe due to bad body odor, non bathing or both and may leave a lingering aftersmell.
The smell may make you gag and feel physically ill.

Minerva: Girl...that guy who tried to buy us drinks was just gross.
Amy: Ugh.....yes....he stunk the funk!

Bob: Dude, don't go in the men's room....I just went in and it stunk the funk!

Ruben: Ewww....your car seats stunk the funk in this heat....open a window. Now I'm gonna smell....it's worse than smelling like Ass!

stunk the funk by Markoda De James August 4, 2007

funky spunk 

Generally associated with the episode of Sex and the City when Samantha reported that the guy she was blowing had "funky spunk", tasting like rotten asparagus. May be rectified by a shot of wheat grass, apparently.

"Hey Alice, give me a blow job."
"Fuck no."
"Why not?!?"
"Man, you've got some funky spunk."

funky spunk by Mary Jane February 21, 2005

funky spunk 

When your man needs to eat more red meat or wheat grass.

His sppoge tated like ass.

funky spunk by Giz god April 7, 2004

Spunklunk 

(Verb) To ejaculate onto a persons ceiling in the hopes it will fall back down onto them.

"What the hell is this crap on my head? You were spunklunking in my room again werent you?!?!?!"

Spunklunk by Spyder Edwards December 6, 2004