Spunded

Spunded: To be high on methamphetamine, or cocaine. So spun that feel like your skin is coming off of your body, and there are imaginary cops talking to you telepathically.

I didn't think that meth was very good, but i am in fact spunded.

Spunded by Brocephus Williams March 27, 2022

D-Sunded 

The act of performing a "D-Sund" upon another person (usually an opponent in ice hockey); derived from the hockey great Donald Sund who devised the original motion of ice hockey movements involved in this trick, which consists of a dazzling setup of fakes that deceive the opponent and ultimately result in humiliation for the defender; a reference to the state of one's well-being after public humiliation, embarrassment, and/or disgrace.

Whoa, did you just see that bender get D-Sunded!? His ankles totally just snapped in two.

D-Sunded by danglingandd-sunding March 27, 2012

That Sounded Wet 

A common warning in today's vernacular. When one wishes to inform a mate, cohabitant, fellow bus rider, etc. that based on the distinct sound of their fart, that it is likely they have crapped their trousers. The degree of shit introduced to said trousers can range from just a smudge in the ass crack to full on crime scene. Further studies may develop a strong correlation between the sound of wetness in the fart to the amount of dump in the drawers.

Bill: Fires off a thunderous, but wet-sounding fart. (Probably shit himself a bit)
John: "That sounded wet, bro..."

That Sounded Wet by Paul Varjack October 12, 2016

spunked 

to be semened upon

“he ejaculated on my face”
“damn, you got spunked!!”

spunked by chodie13 February 18, 2020

spunked 

to waste or lose something ie money

i just spunked all my money on the fruit machines

spunked by nb612 March 22, 2007

Spunder 

Verb: "To Spunder". An act of thunderous ejaculation through aggressive sexual intercourse. Ejaculation is normally accompanied with a primordial roar or scream.

Guy: "Dude I totally spundered all over that slut's face last night. She nearly died"

Guy2: "Narley"

Spunder by Zootzimmer February 21, 2009

spunked 

When a guy spanks or slaps another person with semen on his hand - i.e. just after masturbating.

This is a generally condescending move on par with tea-bagging, and - if executed properly - causes considerable distress on the recipient's end. Do not attempt this on someone that is physically stronger than you because they will perceive it as a sign of great disrespect.

"John was being a real douche last night, so I jerked it to a picture of his girlfriend and then spunked him in his sleep."

"Dude, knock it off or I'll spunk you."

spunked by CornellHatesMe April 17, 2009