smaltercation

A fight or argument over small things or by small things, or a combination or both, intended to distract from real issues or anything of significance.

Tump's dispute with Kim, like most of his tweets, are smaltercations intended to distract from his real behind the scenes policy decisions.

by ovsooner June 9, 2018

Saltercation

When to people get in an argument or fight because one or more of them is salty

(Girl 1 bumps into girl 2 in the hallway)
Girl 1: Why you runnin into people like that? (The Salty one)
Girl 2: I didn't do nuthin!
Girl 1: Bitch, you lyin!
(They start cat fighting)
Guy: Damn, look at that SalteRcation
Guy 2: Right?!

by crazy_staniel March 19, 2013

saltercation

A loud to-do over whether and/or how much powdered sodium-chloride is added to someone's food, and/or whether da person chooses menu-items dat contain this tasty-but-unhealthy-in-excess seasoning.

Anytime you have one or more health-food hippies at a dinner-table along with a number of just-ye-typical-diet-consuming folks, there's always a decided risk of saltercations.

by QuacksO December 11, 2022