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Stueytheking 

Hardcore Online Gamer most prominent on Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare on Xbox live servers. He is a team killer and sociopath that everyone hates but has made a name for himself.

He often plays with a screwdriver inserted into his peehole (grip first) along with a jar in his rectal cavity just for a laugh and would no doubt be the best player of all time if he wasnt so persistant on ruining the game for everyone.
Gamer: "Goddammit stueytheking, you're a real jerk man. I'm reporting you to XBOX Live administration"

Stueytheking: "go fuck yourself other gamers name, take it like a bitch"
Stueytheking by Richietheking June 11, 2009
Related Words
Spuey suey Shuey spunyun Stuey Sueyeon sluey spey Speye supey

stueyphone 

Stueyphone is a non-word from A Solid 30 Minutes of Useless Information.
If you rearrange the letters of the word hypotenuse, you can spell stueyphone, which you may have guessed, is not a word.
stueyphone by Black Hole REE April 24, 2021
Short, athletic kiddo who likes to keep his circle of friends tight. Sometimes (All of the time) excessively clingy and petty, eavesdrops on conversations he doesn't wanna hear, constantly the start of drama. Always starts with nice sweet intentions, then snowballs and is lowkey rude. 8/10 on attractive scale tho.
Shuey got so mad because I forgot to call him last night.
Shuey by TryMeBiotch April 23, 2018

chop suey! 

A song by the band system of a down. it was originally going to be named suicide but was change the chop suey as in "suey"cide. It was declared inappropriate to be played on the radio after the 9/11 tragedy
... i don't think you trust in my self righteous suicide... - chop suey!
chop suey! by 7acob May 19, 2010
Spey is a shortened version of Respect. Respect, originalilly cut down to spect, and eventually spey. Spey comes from the latin word spe, spetis--meaning hope. Spey is swiftering across the nation sprouting from St. Louis, to various regions of the midwest, Florida, and Boston.
"Oh my God, dude Jimmy remember that faggot from lacrosse camp? Wow, he just walked into Forever 21."

"Oh that's brutal, no spey for him or his green crocs."

A failing student needs a 100% on his Calculus test to pass, and after correctly completing all but one question, the student is stumped on the last one. After spending a good twenty minutes thinking about this problem, (and alternate options upon expulsion if he got it wrong) the student gets it right. In celebration, the student bursts out

"OH SPEYYYYYYYYY!"

"Oh my god I have had such a shitty day today, I really need this chomp"

"Holy shit, no kidding, spey your pinch"

After struggling for a decade to get pregnant, a couple beginning to search adoption plans. However, after a three day getaway vacation to Las Vegas, the wife noticed she missed her period. Five months later, the wife went in for her usual check up, but on the way her water broke. After a stressful C-Section delivery, with many doubts on behalf of the infants health, the child is delivered successfully. With relief, the father says,

"Wow honey, spey your performance. Spey the boy too, I always wanted one. We shall call him Skoal."
spey by 314S(pey)TL April 30, 2011

speyside 

A brand of whiskey (://www.speysidedistillery.co.uk/).
clear your thoughts with speyside
speyside by Patrick December 4, 2004