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Stueytheking
Hardcore Online Gamer most prominent on Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare on Xbox live servers. He is a team killer and sociopath that everyone hates but has made a name for himself.
He often plays with a screwdriver inserted into his peehole (grip first) along with a jar in his rectal cavity just for a laugh and would no doubt be the best player of all time if he wasnt so persistant on ruining the game for everyone.
He often plays with a screwdriver inserted into his peehole (grip first) along with a jar in his rectal cavity just for a laugh and would no doubt be the best player of all time if he wasnt so persistant on ruining the game for everyone.
Gamer: "Goddammit stueytheking, you're a real jerk man. I'm reporting you to XBOX Live administration"
Stueytheking: "go fuck yourself other gamers name, take it like a bitch"
Stueytheking: "go fuck yourself other gamers name, take it like a bitch"
Stueytheking by Richietheking June 11, 2009
stueyphone
If you rearrange the letters of the word hypotenuse, you can spell stueyphone, which you may have guessed, is not a word.
stueyphone by Black Hole REE April 24, 2021
Shuey
Short, athletic kiddo who likes to keep his circle of friends tight. Sometimes (All of the time) excessively clingy and petty, eavesdrops on conversations he doesn't wanna hear, constantly the start of drama. Always starts with nice sweet intentions, then snowballs and is lowkey rude. 8/10 on attractive scale tho.
Shuey by TryMeBiotch April 23, 2018
chop suey!
A song by the band system of a down. it was originally going to be named suicide but was change the chop suey as in "suey"cide. It was declared inappropriate to be played on the radio after the 9/11 tragedy
chop suey! by 7acob May 19, 2010
spey
Spey is a shortened version of Respect. Respect, originalilly cut down to spect, and eventually spey. Spey comes from the latin word spe, spetis--meaning hope. Spey is swiftering across the nation sprouting from St. Louis, to various regions of the midwest, Florida, and Boston.
"Oh my God, dude Jimmy remember that faggot from lacrosse camp? Wow, he just walked into Forever 21."
"Oh that's brutal, no spey for him or his green crocs."
A failing student needs a 100% on his Calculus test to pass, and after correctly completing all but one question, the student is stumped on the last one. After spending a good twenty minutes thinking about this problem, (and alternate options upon expulsion if he got it wrong) the student gets it right. In celebration, the student bursts out
"OH SPEYYYYYYYYY!"
"Oh my god I have had such a shitty day today, I really need this chomp"
"Holy shit, no kidding, spey your pinch"
After struggling for a decade to get pregnant, a couple beginning to search adoption plans. However, after a three day getaway vacation to Las Vegas, the wife noticed she missed her period. Five months later, the wife went in for her usual check up, but on the way her water broke. After a stressful C-Section delivery, with many doubts on behalf of the infants health, the child is delivered successfully. With relief, the father says,
"Wow honey, spey your performance. Spey the boy too, I always wanted one. We shall call him Skoal."
"Oh that's brutal, no spey for him or his green crocs."
A failing student needs a 100% on his Calculus test to pass, and after correctly completing all but one question, the student is stumped on the last one. After spending a good twenty minutes thinking about this problem, (and alternate options upon expulsion if he got it wrong) the student gets it right. In celebration, the student bursts out
"OH SPEYYYYYYYYY!"
"Oh my god I have had such a shitty day today, I really need this chomp"
"Holy shit, no kidding, spey your pinch"
After struggling for a decade to get pregnant, a couple beginning to search adoption plans. However, after a three day getaway vacation to Las Vegas, the wife noticed she missed her period. Five months later, the wife went in for her usual check up, but on the way her water broke. After a stressful C-Section delivery, with many doubts on behalf of the infants health, the child is delivered successfully. With relief, the father says,
"Wow honey, spey your performance. Spey the boy too, I always wanted one. We shall call him Skoal."
spey by 314S(pey)TL April 30, 2011
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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