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Spronkter

Spronkter is a season, it's only for one day March 25th. The Elders had said in days of yore, dead frogs, live cockroaches and wiggly worms would rain down in the early hours or Spronkter. You must eat a waffle at every meal on Spronkter.
We're making fresh waffles for Spronkter this year!
by Waffle Mike March 25, 2024
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sphincter sprinkler

When instead of wiping your ass after shitting, you push your penis through your legs and piss on your asshole, successfully cleaning yourself from left-over feces residue in your ass-crack
yo bro grab me some TP

pull a sphincter sprinkler

word.
by Ron Howard13 March 22, 2011
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miami sprinkler

The act of putting rainbow color sprinkles up the head of the penis while jacking off to your partner and sprinkling the rainbow color jiz on their face.
Yo bro I just did the miami sprinkler on my boyfriend and he's looking colorful.
by Untamed Funny October 27, 2014
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Wittenoom Sprinkler

The act of holding a woman over ones shoulder, finger bashing her vagina till she is ejaculating.The giving partner procedees to spin on the spot,spraying female ejaculate around in a sprinkler pattern.
Man her juices are everywhere.On the TV,lounge,carpet and coffee table.She loved the Wittenoom Sprinkler I gave her.
by J Archer August 23, 2018
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Big Rapids Sprinkler

A Big Rapids sprinkler is when a girl gives you head, you cum in her mouth, and then she blows the cum back out all over your face. They are named for the types of girls you'll get in Big Rapids, MI, home of Ferris State University.
I thought I had just got the best head in my life from Becky until she stood up and gave me a Big Rapids sprinkler.
by Tim Time March 31, 2010
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sprinkler starter

A VERY flamer gay! Taken from shortened "flamboyant" male homosexual (i.e. flamboyant, shortened to "flamer"). One who is SO gay, he could walk into a room, and because of his FLAMBOYant nature, he could set off the sprinklers.
Roger: Hey, Dave!! Did you know about Eloy? I found out he just came out of the closet!
Dave: Oh, come on, Roger! Eloy was SO gay, he could have set off the sprinklers when he entered the room. He just oozed of homosexuality. A complete flamer! A true sprinkler starter!
by brooskitooski January 29, 2018
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Killer Poop Sprinkler

Killer poop sprinkler*

*Hippopotamus
Hippos like to fart out smelly explosive fart diarrhea while swinging their tails to increase distance & power.
They are very dangerous and can kill humans & crocodiles though they're vegetarians.
*giving them the title of the killer poop sprinkler of the savannah.*

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For more, search youtube "hippo explosive fart diarrhea".
When I went to the singapore zoo, the "killer poop sprinkler"hippo farted. It was so smelly!!
(True story)
by DaFatRatWitDaCheese January 3, 2017
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