Spreadin the Love

A handshake occurring after masturbating, but before washing one's hands.

Greg just masturbated.
Greg did not wash his hands.

20 minutes later Greg meets Larry (Handshake)
Greg was just Spreadin the Love.

Spreadin the Love by Chris Nice December 13, 2012

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Spreading the love

"Spreading the love" = Very drunk.
"Spreading the love" = Talking rubbish to strangers.
"Spreading the love" = Extremely inebriated
"Spreading the love" =Not thinking things though before videos are made of you.
"Spreading the love" = Not knowing where you are, but feeling good about it.

Oh man I was "spreading the Love" till early this morning.

You should have seen geoff last night he was "spreading the love" all over town.

It's going to be a great one tonight, im going to "spread the love" to stangers all night.

spreading the love by Simon Cox August 2, 2007

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Spreading the love

"Spreading the love" = Very drunk.
"Spreading the love" = Talking rubbish to strangers.
"Spreading the love" = Extremely inebriated
"Spreading the love" = Not thinking things through before videos are made of you.
"Spreading the love" = Not knowing where you are, but feeling good about it.

Spreading the love by Simon Cox July 7, 2007

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Spreading The Love

Purposefully catching Covid-19 and sneezing on anyone who dares cross your path. May God have mercy on your soul.

"Dude wtf, you just sneezed right in my face?!"

"Just spreading the love bro! Say hi to your grandma for me!"

Spreading The Love by trumpet_boi September 23, 2021

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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