Sprainish Inquisition 

When you never expected to sprain your ankle during a walk.

Me: Ouch!

Friend: What's up my dude?
Me: I just sprained my ankle because of that curb!

Friend: Aw man, that's some Sprainish Inquisition right there homie.

Sprainish Inquisition by Krizonaux August 29, 2019

The Spanish Inquisition 

In the early years of the 16th century, to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodxy, the Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. This was the Spanish Inquisitions...

Man- "I didn't expect this kind of spanish inquisition"
Cardinal Ximinez- "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"

The Spanish Inquisition by ImmaLumberjack November 14, 2010

spanish inquisition 

1) A very clever sketch performed by the Monty Python boys consisting of a group of blundering cardinals dressed in silly red hats who laugh diabolically and torture unsuspecting english persons with dish-drying racks. Amongst their weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms...
2) What nobody expects.

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

spanish inquisition by jiffy pop May 18, 2004

Spanish Inquisition 

No one expects it.

Cardinal Ximenez: "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

Spanish Inquisition by Spounge84 August 16, 2011

spanish inquisition 

when you are being interrogated/questioned ruthlessly by an individual or individuals.

Girlfriend: where were you last night?
me: at home.
Girlfriend: why didn't you answer my calls?
me: my phone was dead.
girlfriend: well why didn't you call?
Me: damn! what the hell is this??? the Spanish inquisition???

spanish inquisition by Durty Hutchinson March 4, 2008

Spanish Inquisition 

Ruthless inquisitors who use such
torture as poking with soft cushions and forcible seating in a comfy chair.

*I* don't know - Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

Spanish Inquisition by Kid A February 8, 2004

The Spanish inquisition 

Something no-one expects

"No-one expects the Spanish inquisition!"

The Spanish inquisition by Ascaban July 21, 2018