Inquisition 

The contemporary version of a 16th or 17th Century witch hunt. The art of chasing down goths, Wiccans, and/or emos, and beating them mercilessly. Inquisitions are usually undertaken by those who are sick of their "witch shit." Proper garb for a true member of the inquisition is an all black or crimson robe adorned with a cross to drive the heathens away and preventing retaliation. Inquisitors also frequently carry bats, crossbows and sledgehammers to hunt down their quasi undead, soon to be dead prey.

Tonight I am organizing an inquisition, we are going to raid the cafe and the indie bookstore up the street.

Inquisition by Curtis Lemar April 21, 2010

The Spanish Inquisition 

In the early years of the 16th century, to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodxy, the Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. This was the Spanish Inquisitions...

Man- "I didn't expect this kind of spanish inquisition"
Cardinal Ximinez- "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"

The Spanish Inquisition by ImmaLumberjack November 14, 2010

The Vegas Inquisition

The Vegas Inquisition occurs when playaz return from Vegas. Someone who was too pwned to go immediately bombards the playaz with nonstop questions about Vegas.

This person knows that "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas", but they seem to think this policy does not apply to them. They get very irritated when they get the scoop Heisman.

Goombah: So, uh, how'd you do in Vegas?

Mich: I did ok.

Goombah: Did anything cool happen?

Mich: You know the policy...

Goombah: Dude, cant you just give me some details? How much did you win? Did everyone get along? Did you ...

Mich: Cool it with the Vegas Inquisition!

The Vegas Inquisition by moraleboatanchor March 20, 2013

spanish inquisition 

1) A very clever sketch performed by the Monty Python boys consisting of a group of blundering cardinals dressed in silly red hats who laugh diabolically and torture unsuspecting english persons with dish-drying racks. Amongst their weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms...
2) What nobody expects.

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

spanish inquisition by jiffy pop May 18, 2004

Spanish Inquisition 

No one expects it.

Cardinal Ximenez: "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

Spanish Inquisition by Spounge84 August 16, 2011

spanish inquisition 

when you are being interrogated/questioned ruthlessly by an individual or individuals.

Girlfriend: where were you last night?
me: at home.
Girlfriend: why didn't you answer my calls?
me: my phone was dead.
girlfriend: well why didn't you call?
Me: damn! what the hell is this??? the Spanish inquisition???

spanish inquisition by Durty Hutchinson March 4, 2008

The Inquisition 

Your bitch-ass Parents.

Maybe you're in the middle of making your bed, cleaning your room or some other dumb shit that your parents constantly force down your throat, and you're feeling a bit bored. What's the logical solution? PROCRASTINATE. So, you're browsing memes and all around feeling happy, when out of the blue, The Inquisition knocks on your door. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. Hide your beloved procrastination under something, they'll hear it. (even if they're going deaf. Seriously, how can someone be deaf and hear quiet shit like that?) Also applies to your Search History.

Last night I was minding my own business browsing reddit and The Inquisition came and fuckin' stole my laptop!

Fuck The Inquisition.

The Inquisition should mind their own business, I know I do.

The Inquisition by Peanut Butter & Bukkake June 2, 2019