Spot Weld

When a loser who has little to no contact with girls finally gets touched by a girl or a stripper and immediately blows a load in his pants but says nothing.. Then said load dries and his junk is stuck to the front of his pants...

We got Chuck a lapdance at the strip club lastnight and he totally spot welded himself to the front of his pants during the dance.

Harp had never been with a girl before, when she took her top off it caused him to spot weld himself to the front of his pants.

Spot Weld by Ref Rob G February 2, 2010

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Spot-Welding

An act of farting designed to punish the recipient, delivered by two+ individuals. The victim is tackled and held submissive, while the farter drops bare-ass on the exposed skin of the victim. Ideally, the fart is both hot and wet, simulating a "spot-weld."

After Josh passed out from over-drinking, I pounced on him and delivered some epic spot-welding on his forehead that woke him up.

Spot-Welding by Kumaboss October 4, 2009

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spot-welded

Post-coital syndrome, occuring when one's penis becomes stuck to the sheet, do to drying semen.

"If you don't get up and wash your wanker, it's gonna get spot-welded" she warned.

spot-welded by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007

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Spot Welder

A guy that has zero control during sex and blows his load immediately after insertion.

Mike is a spot welder. As soon as he begins, he's finished.

Spot Welder by yogurtdealer June 13, 2018

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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