Skip to main content

Sporty Bi 

A bisexual who isn’t quite femme and isn’t quite masc. Her aesthetic is sporty, she makes sure she is wearing nike socks if she’s wearing nike shoes. She is the most beautiful person you’ve ever met. You’re probably in love with her, it’s impossible not to be.
Hey, have you met my girlfriend? She’s not femme, not masc, she’s a sporty bi. I am incredibly in love with her.
Sporty Bi by Ciiinderellly November 15, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

sporty bitch 

Someone who feels compelled to go out of there way to show that they like a football team or play a sport/ there all massive douche bags
That sporty bitch always talks about sports he should shut the fuck up.

Sports Bitch 

Someone who tries to hard in gym class and is way too full of themselves if they score. They make the rest of the gymclass hate them because they try to hard and need to calm down.
Sports Bitch: Goal number 5 suckaaa WHOOP WHOOP
Gym partner: Dude calm down its gym class
Sports Bitch by SPORTSBITCH122 September 28, 2010

sports bigamist 

A sports fan who roots for two teams in the same sport and has no real alliance to each of those teams.
Laurie cheered for the New York Yankees and the Los Angeles Dodgers during the 2013 major league baseball season. Being the sports bigamist she is, she hoped that both teams would make it to the world series so she'd win no matter the result.
sports bigamist by Heisman79th April 17, 2014

World Sports Biggest Loser 

Arsenal FC and Phoenix Suns fan…
My name is Cochos and i am the world sports biggest loser

shorty got biscuit 

an exclamation by a colored person used to bring to the attention of his homies the ass of a white bitch that is unusually attractive. usually the last thing heard before being gang-raped.
"Yo, Frank," DeMarque exclaims while pointing with one hand and drawing the other near his mouth as if to guard a right hook, "damn, peep dat shit right dere dawg; shorty got biscuit!"
shorty got biscuit by ryanadams January 15, 2009

big mouth shorty

slang term for the toilet
"I'm gonna go use the big mouth shorty."
big mouth shorty by H Reid January 24, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Load more